Let’s invent things!
Posted by Plaidman on November 2nd, 2007
Over the weekend I went to Cedar Point for the last days of Halloweekends. It was pretty cold out, and the lines weren’t any shorter. It really wasn’t more fun than a normal weekend at Cedar Point. I did have a good time, though. The part that sticks out in my mind most is the parts where I came up with three awesome ideas for products.
1) Ketchup Bidet - Much like a regular bidet that removes the need to smear poop on your posterior with toilet paper, a ketchup bidet will remove the need to smear spilled ketchup all over the table with a napkin. Through the power of OxyClean, ketchup will be neatly and quickly washed away. Industrial models brought to you by SuperSoker.
2) Chicken Brat Pie - This is a lot like a chicken pot pie, but instead of a flaky crust, you get a meaty one. The bratwurst sausage will be molded to the bottom of a small pie tin. On top of that is the chicken filling. Then comes another layer of bratwurst meat. Pop it in the oven for 30 minutes and you have some delicious meaty goodness.
3) Corny Dog - Hotdog covered with chili covered with corn bread. Need I say more?