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Kids, you can play with explosives today. Uncle Plaidman said it’s OK.

Speaking of kittens, I got a pair of them over the weekend. They’re siblings and cute as a button. A button that’s smaller than an ordinary button. Would you like to meet them? Of course you would!

Chobi is the boy cat. He is very playful, affectionate, and he is a world class sprinter, capable of running at speeds in excess of 50 miles per hour.  His superior leg muscles also allow him to jump incredible heights. He snatched a hawk out of the air earlier today.

Asker is the girl cat. She’s more reserved, but very talkative, and she is a super genius, having the human equivalent of a 175 IQ. She speaks Dutch, Italian, French and Russian fluently. I don’t know any of those languages so she might as well be meowing.

Here’s some pictures if you want to check them out. You don’t have to click the link if you don’t want to. This isn’t a forced wallet baby photo situation.

Don’t eat too much candy or you’ll throw up.

“Welcome to Wordpress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging!”

The nice folks at Wordpress took the liberty of automatically filling in this little blurb as my initial post. I’m pretty sure that’s word-for-word what I would have typed there anyway so I thank them greatly for doing that. This page will be used for my personal journal thing that nobody will read but I’m going to write as though I have a large audience hanging off my every word. Y’know, the normal run-of-the-mill blog.

I’m sure, 5 years down the road, someone will stumble on this page when searching for Nintendo DS3 roms or whatever and wonder why it hasn’t been updated in a year and a half. Again, like the normal run-of-the-mill blog. Today, however, there will be no fewer than three posts (including this one) describing where I stand with respects to DS development, Tuesdays with Flannel, and other things nobody really cares about.

-Jason “Plaidman”